The celebrity death pool is an annual tradition, and since it’s just the end of March, we still have plenty of year left in which to die. Whitney Houston has already passed, but it got us thinking: Who else will bite the dust in 2012?
Here’s a countdown of our top ten expected to die in 2012 and a peek into what these celebrities would look like as zombies. It’s not hard to imagine since many of these famous celebs dress like they’re wearing zombie costumes every day.
She’s edgy and always the first in fashion. It’s not even that hard to imagine her dead, what with all the weird costumes and makeup she wears on a daily basis. She’s already been an alien and a skeleton–why not a zombie?
If you think her wedding was big news, just wait for her funeral. Kate Middleton makes our celebrity death pool by running herself into the ground with her new duties; soon she’ll be digging herself back out.
Tiger blood won’t save Charlie Sheen from death. We’re pretty sure he’ll have complications with a white, powdery substance, but we won’t say which.
Lindsay Lohan is so busy trying to get noticed, she’s going to end up dead. At least we’ll pay attention to her then, right?
I’m not sure if Snooki’s death with make Jersey Shore a better or worse place. It’s practically already infested with the living dead; one more won’t hurt it.
It would be hard to tell if Chris Brown actually was a zombie or if Rihanna got hold of him for a little pay back. Either way, he’s on the list of the celebrity death pool.
At least this zombie will be good natured about his death. He’ll probably write a comic book about it and make millions.
After Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 releases, Robert Pattinson will realize that he’s a terrible actor and give up living. No one will mourn except 13 year old girls–until they realize that he’s becoming more like dear Edward. Only this time, Pattinson won’t sparkle in the sunlight.
If Gaga does it, Katy Perry will, too. As soon as Gaga kicks the bucket, Katy Perry won’t be far behind, making sure that she’s keeping up with the other force in pop.
If you believe what the Mayans say, we’re all going out with a bang in 2012. Maybe the ending will be something like a zombie apocalypse, or maybe the world will explode. Who knows?
So do you have any predictions for the celebrity death pool? Leave them in the comments below. I, for one, am prepared to start paying more attention to Hollywood if we end up with a famous zombie.
